Three Versions of Beyonce’s Single Ladies Dance You Didn’t Need to See Dec 29, 200812:36 PST

If you’ve been anywhere near a radio in the past few months, then you’ve undoubtedly heard Beyonce’s Single Ladies more than a few times. Unfortunately so has Cubby, and he’s just as hot as Beyonce after you adjust for the extra hundred pounds, complexion, and reproductive plumbing. His moves put Timberlake and Andy Samberg to shame in that SNL skit:

I’m not up on this scene, but judging by youtube I’m thinking Beyonce is making a name for herself as the new Liza Minnelli for the gay crowd. There’s nothing like girl swagger to get the sugar flowing. And this guy exudes so much sugar he cleans it from his pores:

While not everyone has the 250 pound build for a leotard, it still pays to dress for the occasion and learn the moves to a tee. Shane Mercado took Single Ladies’ youtubing to another level while inspiring a generation of dancers. So here is one of Beyonce’s biggest fans’ biggest fans:

Of course, Beyonce does not own the market for horrible dancing. Kelis has inspired many gay, straight, or plain gross renditions for our entertainment. Kelis, if you’re reading this please, consider retaining this guy as a backup dancer. He auditions well.