The 9 Best Chopped & Screwed Movie Trailers Feb 10, 200910:59 PST

What do you get when you cross a good movie with a twisted mind and some video editing software? Movie trailers that tell the real story. Here are the 9 best movies that were good on the big screen, and awesome on the LCD screen. Now If only people did this for crappy movies, I could start watching romantic comedies.

Not showing in October.**

The Shining

Who knew Nicholson was so good with kids?

Top Gun

These aces are looking for a few good men.

The Lion King

Everybody knows lions are scary.

The Terminator

This romantic comedy is acceptable because it’s not real.

Mary Poppins

We all know Disney got this wrong anyway. Nannies are already scary if you’re a kid, and this one is clearly a witch.

Dumb and Dumber

If you thought Jim Carrey’s first thriller was The Number 23, just remember that The Cable Guy is basically the male version of Fatal Attraction. He was right for the role of Lloyd:

American Pie

Any teen flick can be a pre-made horror movie. If you take this same movie and cut Stifler’s head off, you have Final Destination.

Office Space

Because being stuck in a crappy job is a living nightmare anyway.

The Sandlot

Because you have to defend your turf at all costs.

By the way, this was going to be a Top 10 list but our last worthy entry (NSFW) wasn’t exactly family friendly. Once you see it, just remember rule #1 of Fight Club.

**Thanks to ARoid and Cuzoogle for the poster.