32 Craziest Items of Barack Obama Merchandise Jan 20, 20099:52 PST
Despite a stagnant economy and a presidential campaign that set new fundraising records, many political junkies still have money to burn. Luckily, savvy entrepreneurs found a solution for that: put Barack Obama on anything and sell it. Here are the most ridiculous items Obama is selling right now:
The Yes We Can Opener
Hennessy 44 - A $30 bottle in honor of the 44th president. Now you can have the most stereotypically black gift until they make Barack Obama Malt Liquor.
Run DC T-Shirt - Does this group trade Rev. Run for Rev. Wright?
Obama Temprary Tattoo - Lasts 4-8 years
ABarack Lincoln Poster - Half Democrat, half Republican. A true moderate.
Toilet Paper - Not the most tasteful gift, but I bet sells in red states.
The Obama Calendar - Count the days weeks and months of your hope.
Obama Cape - This is clearly a homemade fraud. It’s common knowledge that Obama is a fan of Spiderman.
Obama Chopsticks from Obama Japan
The Barack Obama Coloring Book - Now you can make him our first purple president.
Obama Coins - Call it Change change.
Obama Dollars - When coins aren’t enough, change your monetary policy.
$150 Crystal Studded T-shirt. Multicolored crystals, of course.
Obama Earrings - Be fully accessorized with your overpriced t-shirt.
Baracky Road Gelato - a low fat alternative to Ben & Jerry’s Yes PeCAN Ice Cream
Obama Victory Plate - Allegedly a collectors’ item, but it’s probably more valuable serving Ben & Jerry’s.
Obama Lip Gloss - Not sure if this is Sasha & Malia’s favorite brand.
Barack Obama Underwear - Briefs to hold your Washington Monument in place.
The Obama Thong
Obama Condoms - use good judgement. They also make McCain and Palin editions
The Obama Sex Toy - A new stimulus package. Very NSFW so Google it.
Obama InagurAle Beer. Perfect for playing an Inauguration Drinking Game.
Obama Beer Stein - You have to drink that beer in something.
Obama Wine - If beer isn’t for you.
Obama O’s Cereal
Obama Cell Phone - Available in Kenya
Obama Sneakers - Nike Air Force Ones, of course.
Obama Sneakers for the Ladies
Barack onesie - His diaper is ready for change.
Obama Skateboard - Yes you can shred.
Obama Livestrong Bracelets - Yes you can beat cancer.
Barack Obama’s old car - a 2005 Chrysler 300C currently on eBay.
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January 20th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
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January 20th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
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January 20th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I want the Run DC tshirt…that’s hilarious.
January 20th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
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January 21st, 2009 at 6:28 am
[...] 32 Obama items [...]
January 21st, 2009 at 6:40 am
For crying out loud. Is Barack the next Britney Spears? Does anyone remember what happens to celebrities when they skyrocket into stardom? two years later someone finds them on a curb somewhere selling their bodies for drug money!!!
January 21st, 2009 at 6:53 am
Theres some kewl obama stuff on this website
http://www.beabarackstar.com
January 21st, 2009 at 7:51 am
[...] Videosurf has put together a list of all the crazy Obama-themed merchandise that has been flooding the internet since the new President's election victory in November. Some gems include the Head of State and an awesome Run D.C. shirt with Obama dressed like D.M.C. But wait a second, no "Yes We Cannabis"? Somebody's missing a huge opportunity on that one. (What do you mean illegal?) [...]
January 21st, 2009 at 9:17 am
Lol, this stuff is amazing. I’m in the Uk and Tony Blair had none of this lol. Neither does Brown (Gordon) lol…….wish we could buy this stuff over here!
i love the sneakers and beer mug….
January 21st, 2009 at 3:58 pm
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January 22nd, 2009 at 11:52 am
Now they should make merchandise dedicated to George Bush. LOL
February 7th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
hey tht is brilliant. But” I want to see Bush & his war Stuff tha will better
March 1st, 2009 at 8:00 am
booo
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:02 am
[...] que llevan su imagen o nombre: desde cuadros, camisetas o chapas, a otros más curiosos como papel higiénico o cajas de cereales. De hecho mucha gente se apunta a la “Obama-manía” pero no solamente comprando dichos objetos, [...]
April 21st, 2009 at 6:33 am
nice website and theme
cheers
October 28th, 2009 at 4:08 am
[...] examples of this kind of thing all over the web. It serves its purpose, and some of the images are really funny. My favourite that I’ve come across is [...]